Confused. It has to be The Queen. Imagine telling your mates that you'd done the Queen & you'd got pictures on your phone. And you'd smeared Pedigree Chum on your balls to get the Corgis involved too. "See that? That's me tea-bagging The Queen that is".
God I thought tha were on about that geordie slapper then her wit wart on her clock. Pollard threw me.