if you had to build a new BFC player out of body parts of past players what would you choose?

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  1. Che

    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    you can only use one body part per player.


    Steve Coopers Head
    John Pearsons Neck
    Gerry Taggarts Torso
    The left arm of john beresford
    The right arm of Arjan de Zeeuw
    The hands of David Watson
    The left leg of Michael McIndoe
    The right leg of Neil Redfearn
    The left foot of Darren Barnard
    The right foot of Ronnie Glavin.


    He'd definitely be worth over a million pounds in todays transfer market.
     
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  2. Che

    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    oh forgot to say - David Curries hair nt
     
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    chris morgan's balls
     
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  4. Che

    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    good call - add that to the list
     
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    Rory Fallon's lungs

    Never stopped running under Gudjon.
     
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    good point, i always thought he had it in him to be a non-descript player as opposed to a bad one
     
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    Leon Knight's Height

    :D
     
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    Neil Warnock's Gob nt
     
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    phil gridelet's staying power (3 years and 6 appearances- how the f@@k did he manage that??)
     
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    Joe Joyces tash
     
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    Futcher's brain (Paul, that is).

    oh, and Gwyn Thomas' grimace!!
     
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    Getthisentebedthee !
     
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    Neil Austins nose nt
     
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    scott jones massive head nt
     
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    Robbie Williams chins?! nt
     
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    Just that
     
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    Worth a million!
    You have got to be joking!
    His Left leg shorter than his right!
    His right foot smaller than his left!
    Neither leg strong enough to carry his body!
    He'd be in a bloody weelchair!
     
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  18. Gue

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    RE: Ashley Ward

    </p>

    Darren Sheridan's heart.</p>

    Neil Redfearn's lungs.</p>

    <strike>Dave Mulligan's liver.</strike></p>
     
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    johnny hendries craft and Higgies ability nt
     
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