If you have ever wondered WHY, as a civilised country, we stand head and shoulders above the rest..

Red Rag · Mar 30, 2006

....here is the answer.

 The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed down from generation to generation, says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.

 Here however, a whole range of far more advanced strategies and techniques is often employed. Such as;

1. Change riders



 2. Buy a stronger whip

3. Do nothing. “This is the way we have always ridden dead horses”

4. Visit other countries to see how they ride dead horses.

5. Perform a productivity study to see if lighter riders improve the dead horse’s performance.

6. Hire a contractor to ride the dead horse. (Can be useful as a saddle when it comes to protecting your arse).

7. Harness several dead horses together in an attempt to increase the speed.

8. Provide additional funding and / or training to increase the dead horse’s performance.

9. Appoint consultants to study the dead horse and assess how dead it really is.

10. Re-classify the dead horse as “living impaired”

11. Develop a strategic plan for the management of dead horses.

12. Rewrite the expected performance requirements for all horses and modify existing standards to include dead horses.

13. Declare that, as the horse is dead it does not have to be fed, is therefore less costly, carries lower overheads and therefore contributes to the bottom line as much if not more than many other horses.

14. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position, with a glowing report, on condition he stays well away from your stables.

If you have ever wondered WHY, as a civilised country, we stand head and shoulders above the rest..

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