get this............... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Barnsley-Tyke...yZ109167QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem and turn up on the day and mingle.
Does it come with earplugs ? That are to be worn when stewarding in the Ponty End and during the minute's silence for Charlie Williams someone asks "what we having a muntes silence for a n****r for ?"