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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    ...21 league games as a centre forward for Barnsley, do you think you would score a goal?

    I honestly think I would get at least one. And I'm properly **** at football.
     
    Tyketical Masterstroke, Nov 6, 2012
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    But would you run about as much?
     
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    I'd fancy my chances of getting a lucky tap in that I didn't really know much about.
     
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  4. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    To be fair - probably. I can run a half marathon in just over 100 minutes, so I could do the graft as well...
     
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    We need a goal raker not a striker.. :)
     
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    I think there was a joke stat on here a few years ago that a post planted randomly in the penalty area would at some point score a goal. At the time it was aimed at Oddjob but it could equally be aimed at our current crop of goal-shy strikers.
     
    MarioKempes, Nov 7, 2012
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  7. The Full Ponty

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    Now then.

    Are you attaching the Monkeys / Typewriters / Shakespear theory to Association Football & Daggers?

    Tell you one thing:
    If I had loads of money & wanted to graft my way out of League One I'd have Istvan & Daggers up front every week.
    And they'd build my extension (not to my ****) & re-lay the pitch too.
    Real grafters.

    Playing Daggers up front alone is like going to a gangbang with no penis.
    All foreplay, no chance of scoring ... and everyone is f*cked.
     
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