..... one of these into Oakwell to show your frustration at say, for example, Mester Davey slumping further back into the dugout as we get gradually worse or one of our players having a terrible pre match warm up routine which would it be? A spud gun, a reight long pea shooter,a water pistol filled with tarn lager or a little paper spitfire with a needle cellotaped to the nosecone ?
