If you won the lottery and bought the club what would you do with the board?

Would you make a few small changes? Big changes? Would Don stay or go?

 

If I got 5 numbers, I'd get rid of the lot of 'em!

 

I'd make Don move in with miserableeastander as a bedroom tax avoidance scheme

 

I'd appoint TFP and let him run it.

 

I would seriously think about getting John Dennis back and Spinks

but TBH my first priority assuming the lottery win was a truly mega win...I would look to meeting Barnsley council to try and get full ownership of Oakwell its facilities and car parks, I would then look into some kinda covenant that would keep it safe from people who wanted to buy it as a development property...I think we all have an idea what I mean. Then I would look to getting the west stand replaced, and filling in the corner between the west and the Ponty. Apply for a car park on that waste land between the ground and Halfords...with an access road there . Use that maybe for away fans. Then I would have a massive Bronze statue commissioned of me and my arse on the town hall steps.... perfick

 

May the good Lord protect us from people who win the lottery and think it makes them capable of running a football club, a sizeable business that employs many people.

 

Re: I would seriously think about getting John Dennis back and Spinks

Are you and your Arse distinguishable from each other or will it resemble twins

 

If I bought the club there would be a one man board. A benevolent dictator if you will.

 

triplets actually

two buttocks and my face

 

and would you run for Tarn mayor as well

 

I'd put

whitey in charge of the typing dept, cos I cant think of anybody better at it.

Mr.C painting and decorating dept

Hems Von Crinklehoffen - youf development dept, fitness coach and emissary to the german ambassador.

 

Re: triplets actually

Complete with bumfluff?

 

well I did try growing a a tash and beard

but I just gave up I reckoned that just talking like a lovely person was good enough

 

Can I be in charge of security? I can hide in my bush and take out anyone who tries causing trouble

 

surely Hemsie is in your grand scheme..and can I do PR

 

Amen

 

If I won the lottery I'd demolish the ground and move us into the don valley, just so I can rename it don's valley and he can feel important.

 

Supertyke, you are having The Dons role and you will be known as Ron Dowing.

You'll be paraded down Grove Street daily for local Neanderthals to hurl unfounded and ill thought out comments at you from behind lamp posts and doggy bag bins.

 

If I won the lottery there is no way I would spend it on Barnsley FC I m afraid. If I spent £40 million on it there would always be one moaning ******* complaining that I han't spend £41 million. Too many people that you just can't please.