If you won the prize on Pointless

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  1. John Peachy

    John Peachy Well-Known Member

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    People give the most ******** replies…

    A season ticket at west ham...

    a new bathroom….

    ……

    God help them….

    What the **** would you waste it on.

    For me a couple of Russian hookers, a tough game of chess against the hookers & a season ticket at Oakwell & a Bobby Hassell tattoo on my arse,
     
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    Recreational drugs and bitches.
     
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    My favourite was 2 women on the brink of winning £1000.

    "I'd like to go to Peru to see my son"

    "Yeah I would like to go with her".

    With a grand? Good luck with that.
     
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    That's what I have thought before as well. When the prize money is reset to a grand after a previous win, and he asks them what they will do with it, it won't be too long before the extent of your ambition would be "It will cover this month's big shop at Asda"!!
     
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  5. JLWBigLil

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    I'd just hand it over to my wife. After all, she has to put up with me, so she deserves it!:D
     
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    Yeah. . . .

    "On our last show Bob and Jean won the £21,000 jackpot so todays prize is £1000. What are you going to spend this money on?"

    "Train fare back to Dundee, then might treat ourselves to a happy meal....."
     
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    New coat, surely?
     
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    You MUST be joking?

    Wash your mouth out with carbolic soap!
    Yes, I would.
     
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    Re: You MUST be joking?

    Did you direct any people to their seats on Saturday?
     
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    Re: You MUST be joking?

    Hehe
     
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    Nah, not last Saturday

    :D Don't think anyone had a problem on that score!
    None of my usual mates were sat with me, other than barnsley66. Is it because I have B.O.?
     
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    Re: You MUST be joking?

    Don't encourage her!:D:D
     
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    Is retire, set my family up for life, but a private island somewhere,
    15 cars, and possible invest in a couple of business ventures
     
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