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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical M'stroke New Member

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    ...you were never allowed to have sex again for the rest of your life, or were forced to have sex daily with a different randomly selected person from the NI register each day, which would you choose?
     
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    I think, after much debate, it would have to be ... none :'(
     
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    What if the field was narrowed to only females?
     
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    now that changes things slightly. More debate needed. That's stopped all work for the day then.
     
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    Who would be forcing me to choose?

    And how would they police it? I need a full outline of this plan.
     
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    The answer that we came up with to that one is that we'd probably go for it, just on the off chance you'd get Mrs Thatcher so that you could do to her what she did to South Yorkshire. :)
     
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    It's the law...

    ...Blair passed it with a late night vote using a three line whip. It's policed vigorously, you have to choose one or 't other I'm afraid... </p>
     
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    Knowing my luck

    I'd have a constant stream of fat heffers with halitosis and VD, so I think I'd stick to a life of wanking.
     
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    It could be worse...

    ...you could get males.</p>

    Or Joeys.</p>
     
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    That's what I do now. I'm up to 'F'
     
  11. Gue

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    Do you get to choose the gender?
     
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    RE: Do you get to choose the gender?

    No. </p>

    But does that make it not enough of a dilemma? What if it was a yes?</p>
     
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    Like it. Good answer
     
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    By the way, did you ask....

    ...because you're a girl ******? :)
     
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    RE: By the way, did you ask....

    If you can't choose the gender then stuff it and I reckon most blokes would be physically incapable of fulfilling their duties. If you can then, on balance and with trepidation, yes.

    By the way do you realise that, by saying that the names are chosen from the NI register, you've precluded one or two BBS contributors (past or present) from the experiment?
     
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    RE: By the way, did you ask....

    Do we think that's probably for the best? [​IMG]</p>
     
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    What's the NI register?
     
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    RE: ?

    A list of all the people who've visited Northern Ireland.
     
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    RE: ?

    National Insurance.
     
  20. Gue

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    RE: By the way, did you ask....

    If you're happy to discriminate against those with preferences different to your own then yes.

    Adolf.
     

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