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  1. barnsley66

    barnsley66 Well-Known Member

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    I've heard Ikea are opening a store in Barnsley.

    Any truth in this?
     
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    hope so save going through to dirty leeds when i move into my house!
     
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    Worst shooping experience in Christendom.
     
  4. Gue

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    There may be truth in it

    But there'll be **** all worth buying.
     
  5. Che

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    markstedt

    would be some sort of flimsy hat stand
     
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    Thats harsh

    Thats harsh, their hotdogs are great.
     
  7. The Full Ponty

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    Aye.

    "The Brolin" ... a dumpy little foot stool.
     
  8. Gue

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    Driver is Right

    There hotdogs are good, apparently the meatballs are very nice aswell altho i havent tried them personally
     
  9. Gue

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    Where abouts are they on about opening it
     
  10. Jay

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    Right in the place where they build it.
     
  11. Gue

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    very Amusing
     
  12. Che

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    RE: Aye.

    the Jonnson.

    small cylindrical cutlery holder which can also be inserted into one's harris.

    not that i've ever done that.

    it would definitely be a nice touch to try and get Peter Markstedt to do the grand opening of the new Ikea at Stairfoot roundabout, probably with Sean McClare to hand out free hot dogs.
     
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    maybe on the car park at oakwell

    so women can go shopping whilst men watch football.

    free match balti with every Pax wardrobe sold. sounds ideal to me.
     
  14. The Full Ponty

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    RE: Aye.

    I thought the anal insertion cutlery holder was called "The Ljungberg"? Allegedly & all that.
    He also likes Hotdogs ... I once heard him say that he loves to start the day with a hot sausage inside him.

    "The Ibrahimavic" - an impractical sofa bed which can be folded into a small bedside cabinet.
     
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    was going to be that spare land next to B&Q at stairfoot i heard

    how much would you avoid stairfoot on a sat and sun!
     
  16. Gue

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    maybe

    They've started clearing the old polar garage near what used to be matalan, but cant see that being big enough. Maybe it will be near B&Q traffic will be awful though, be brillant seen as i live right near it. (banghead)
     
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    . . , ,
     
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    RE: . . , ,

    Better for you?
     
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    RE: maybe on the car park at oakwell

    "sweat the assets"
     
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    Noooooooooooooooo!!

    F@ckin' bad enough going to that one on the M62, what a horrible place to shop!! jesus!:eek:
     

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