I'll be at the Derby game this evening.

Not interested in the football.
Would any female posters like to meet up in the disabled toilets for some gymno-sexiness?

Let's be honest - even with a face like mine I've more chance of scoring than Marlene Hardwood.

 

Tut, there it goes.... Bloody will to live, ah dunt know.

 

f.u,ck.ng hell, I thought you were dead.

 

Nah.

Just been staying away from tits on here like Hemsworth, thereev thingy & Mr T.
They should set up their own website (bedsit) and stay at home (like they have an option) talking about football (tossing each other off).

Are you at Derby this evening cocker?

 

Right.
I'm leaving work in 30 minutes.
If you want a pounding - get yourself to the disabled bogs just before half time.

I assume you are a bint, yes?