Lorry driver from Barnsley walks into a brothel in London says ‘here’s £300 and I want a big fat ugly girl and a cheese sandwich wi HP sauce on it’. Madam says ‘for that sort of money you can have the best looking girl in the house and a five course meal with champagne’ Lorry driver says, ‘I’m not bothered about the sex and I’m not hungry, just homesick’
