"I'm a gret big Jessie" BBS XI

GK: Rothred RB: Johnny Coachman CB: Tykeman CB: x LB: Deanotyke RM: Napoleon Dynamite CM: LDRed CM: TaxiRed LM: Dreamboy 3000 CF: Heaney CF: Shefftyke Subs: Jock Wath Red Zadok Sambora Carib Owl Sideways. In a soup. On a stick. Au gratin.

 

young nudger as manager nt

 

Aye.

With Slackbladder as physio & Eastander as Grammar Coach.
Paul D will be in charge of tactics & that.

What a complete bunch of Joeys.

 

you've got tykeman in the right position

spends 99% of the time defending the club but every so often he goes on the attack and makes a complete tit of himself. He's the BBS equivelent of brian o'callaghan

 

phew!!!

im not in that team. got to say i was worrying there for a minute .</p>

 

To be fair ...

... I could've filled a reserve team & several academy sides with the mentalists on here.

You're all just a bit ****.
I'm simply great though.

Hooray for me.

 

what have I done wrong nt

 

yes!

 

Several things:

(1) You probably dress worse than Jay
(2) Your username sounds like a rubbish shot which is drunk by fat birds
(3) You're probably reyt ugly
(4) You sit in the wrong stand
(5) You're not as good as me - 'cos I'm ace I am

There you go.

 

Not only did you make the jessie XI 1st team.

You're also Dave Regis. You're the shittest of the ****. You're more **** than a big pile of ****, in a shitty bag, within a shitty box, with the word &quot;****&quot; written on it - that's been slung down **** street - which is covered in ****. Apart from that - you're my favourite.

 

Sounds liken meiner latest video.

 

RE: Not only did you make the Jessie XI 1st team.

thanks for that, recognition at last

 

Cant understand why i'm in.

Oh aye, I remember now. Its because I think you are a spaz.</p>

So, tell me, why aren't you in that team? And no, the &quot;cos i'm great, I am&quot; don't wash here.</p>

 

I am in there.

You're so spacky you can't even tell.

You are the Prince of Spackiness.
You hail to your King of Spacktasia - Johnny Coachman.

I'm so great you shouldn't even be allowed on the same website, nevermind reply to my posts.
You spacky little peasant ******.

 

Ich habe das bum juice down meine chin. Ja - ist sehr gut. Eine Tongan Goat ist verbummen das spackmoids.

 

Peasant ******? You really must clean your ears. I said to you &quot;I'm a big fan of PEANUT BUTTER&quot; Not peasant ****** you freak. Anyway, i'd heard you had tried a bit of pheasant loving. Was it any good? Is your real name Justin Sidebottom?

 

I take it all back.

You're significantly shittier than Heaney.
You're the Queen of ****.

I hope you get spit roasted by Jamie & Robbie Williams.
Whilst being pelted with ****.

You shitterty ****, double ****, shitty **** b4stard.

 

RE: I take it all back.

You take it all back? So i've heard. DB3k told me.

 

NICE!

Im afraid he's one of the pupils though. That's where he learned the word, people calling him one every minute of every day.</p>

 

Where's my hubby ????

I thought the least you could do was allow him to lie motionless on the bench , with the TV remote control gripped tightly in his hand !!!