I'm as lucky as Steve McClaren.

48 Haymarket,
SW1Y 4SE,
London.

Hello,

I am interested in investing in your country as well as seek your services in a private/ confidential matter regarding a foreigner by name John Shumejda who died on the 5th of January 2002 in a plane crash in Birmingham, you can view this CNN website

http://edition.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/01/04/england.plane/

for details on the crash, he died leaving some funds unclaimed in our bank.This requires a private arrangement.Could you perhaps be able to receive these funds under legal claims then I will fill you in. I am willing to pay 30% of the money for your participation.

I need assistance from a trust-worthy and reliable person whom I will fill in as the beneficiary to provide an account where this fund will be remitted,I have all the details and will fill you in if you are willing to stand in for the business transaction. Your major role would be to open a bank account where the funds will be transferred.

The funds in question are quite large (£10,020,000).I will expect a straight answer from you. Yes or no. If yes, then contact me so as for us to work out the modalities.

Closing with anticipation,
Mr. Paul Buchanan

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they must know you

The address chosen is the address of the Tiger Tiger night club. london's answer to livingstones

 

helloooooooooooo laydeeez

*puts on smoking jacket and cravatte

 

Which lying tosspot

told him that you are a trustworthy and reliable person.

 

I can be trusted

To fck the job up.</p>

 

RE: helloooooooooooo laydeeez

tell him you would like to meet in person at his office and I will come and facilitate for you

 

"then I will fill you in"

nice

 

RE: helloooooooooooo laydeeez

Chortling. Can you find out what the 'modalities' are first ?

 

modalities is another word for dress code

Its a shortening of Mod actualities

In this scenario I feel the best bet would be a suit with open neck shirt, slightly fitted in simple colours

 

Excellent

Jock strap and wellies then.</p>

 

thats for later

You dont want him thinking you are too eager. If you come accroos too keen then he will cut down your share.

I know you are thinking wow thats lots of money how lucky I am but remember he is even more excited than you and very frustrated as he can see it but can't get at it (as an analogy imagine how you feel in livingstones looking at the "ladies"

 

You ever been in Livingstone's in TARN ?

If there's one thing you definitely can get at it's the 'ladies'. ( Quality not guaranteed )

 

been there a few times..... never failed.........docs afterwards though

Tiger Tiger is the same as long as you like cockney / essex accents and come accross as an investment *anker

 

Rockafella's Kingston On Thames

Early 90's. Full of friendly Aussie lasses. </p>

Think it was called Rockafellas. Summat naff anyroad. You should try Chicago Rock in Barnsley. Once you've resuscitated them and got past the colostomy bags they're grateful. Fat old slapper central.</p>

 

now its called Oceana

and I can watch the queue through my lounge window. Doesn't go down well with the girlfriend

i used to live by the redback in acton. Now that is pissed up aussie slapper heaven. If you fail to pull on a sunday afternoon there you have real problems. the only challenge is getting thm to put out in the club rather than taking the filthy woman home and thats not really a challenge

 

Quote that will stay with me

&quot;I know what you're after fella but it's the wrong time. You're welcome to me shitter though&quot;</p>

Wonderful girl. </p>

 

You obviously declined nt

 

RE: You obviously declined nt

I was young, I fckin cacked me pants.

 

bet that excited her even more nt

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