Okay guys, it’s been a while but I’m back. The bonus is, I’m 4 stone lighter due to an enforced diet of woodlice and dried Bovril mix, but I can literally get round the water pipes these days, like that bloke on X-Files. There’s been plenty going off, but somebody fixed the screws on the venting duct I was using to get in and out of the offices, so I’ve been trapped since December 2006. I’m not sure where to start really, Rib Noodles is frantically trying to get up to speed with Microsoft Windows 97, after the club finally invested some of the money from the FA cup run to improve systems. He can’t seem to get the spell checker off the non English setting though. Interestingly, I found the reason for the overflowing piss in the West Stand bogs. An Ex-Red flushed Muller’s kit down trap 2 in October 07. Not before taking a dump on it mind. There have been some odd contract negotiations going on, well I say negotiations, what I spotted recently was someone desperately trying to replace the word ‘years’ with ‘months’ on Davey’s contract in the boardroom using a letraset. That project is currently on hold. I overheard a call from Companies House not long ago, they were asking about official Directors and the like, shortly after GS had left, whoever took the call said “ooooh, ooh, put me down, sorry I’ve got to rush I’m going in the team photo an’all” before hanging up and rushing off. Oh and there’s been a bit of a buzz about Warhurst turning up at Oakwell today, rumours of him being an agent etc. He’s actually just selling off his numerous sets of crutches to the club physio on the cheap. I think we’re planning to buy more injured players soon. Right I’m off, so many files to go through and so little time. -XX- P.S. Toby Tyke has put a contract out on Celebrity Monkey.
Further news... There's a room in the depths of Oakwell - I went in disguised as the tea lady - the computer in there is permanently logged on here but an alarm sounds on it every time someone on here types 'spelling mistake on the official site'. The alarm has nearly worn out - not sure what that's all in aid of myself, but the notebook next to it has 'Supertyke must die' scribbled in red ink. Well, actually it says 'Spuertkye mist doe', but I think we all know what it really means. Oops, must dash, here comes the proper tea lady.
is that the room with the whiteboard in it? Says on it in big letters 'thangs ti do' and has a bullet pointed list below it with things like 'apdote custuma charted too riflekt the thakt that sup porta sosiiati as bean sup porta trust four free yeers' and 'maak down loads sekshun'?
