A mate of mine spends all day putting herbs on his fingers. I've told him he has too much thyme on his hands.
I was walking past a drugs rehabilitation centre yesterday. The sign out the front said "please keep off the grass".
Re: I used to go out with lass who was an anaesthetist I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, he says he can stop anytime.
My mate's never forgiven me for putting superglue on one of his darts. He just can't let it go. Sent from my Moto G (4) using Tapatalk