"Scientists have created a mathematical formula of how to make the perfect bacon butty. " http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/6538643.stm
They've done one for a perfect cup of tea too! Who needs a cure for cancer etc when we know how to do this!
RE: They've done one for a perfect cup of tea too! I think someone is working on the theory that if you keep the proles happy, you won't have to worry about them.
What was he hiding behind his back? and whats wi the naughty boy no teeth smile? Looks like the dry bummers had been at him