I'm going to set up a rhinoplasty clinic in Barnsley

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  1. ark

    ark104 (v2) Well-Known Member

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    The demand for nose reconstruction amongst Barnsley fans who've hacked off their noses to spite their own faces must be through the roof.

    My favourites this week:

    - If we're offered Butterfield back on loan we should tell them to swivel
    - We shouldn't have offered him another contract to annoy him
    - Hoping that he doesn't get a game, despite the fact that any tribunal fee may well rise based on appearances/success
    - Howard can go b*****ks because he left us once
    - Reading transcripts of Keith Hill's interviews rather than listening to them because of a dislike of his accent
     
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    barrywhitesbarmyarmy Active Member

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    Brilliant
     
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    i said no to loaning him back because we would be basically fielding an unfit player and there would also bound to be jealousy in the squad which could upset the apple cart so to speak. Also fetch him back for a few games and then what! We built our team around him last year and look what happened once he wasnt there.

    Lets get our own players and concentrate on those - or season long loans.
     
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    I actually read them in a Monty Python Voice as well, i still cannot understand why this is considered to be heresy? Is there a law somewhere that says because Hill is BFC manager I have to like his voice? I dont like the Brummy accent either, which is why I dont listen to them either!!
     
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    Another who thinks the postings on this board represents all reds fans?

    Always amuses me that. None of my mates who follow the reds have even heard of this board. This board has good, bad and indifferent debates, I enjoy reading and contributing, but in no way can postings/views on here be taken as any indication of how all Barnsley fans feel.
     
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    you missed nose removal from anal cavity
     
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    ark104 (v2) Well-Known Member

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    Maybe we could get his voice dubbed for you, like Gerry Adam’s in the 90s?
     
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    jedi one Well-Known Member

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    the guy who played butch dingle in emmerdale used to do adams voice.
     

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