I think we all should be prepared to volunteer. I'm sure I read that Bobby Charlton used to down a scotch before kick off. Can't see any reason not to be picked then. Plus I can do a wonderful 'Allo Allo' policeman's accent, to negotiate with GG. And I quite like the surroundings.
How much do you want if it’s more than 50p and a blackies egg we can’t afford you. Living within our means.