But if one of you is getting married in the next few weeks would you do me a favour and shag a slapper in Blackpool then come back on here to tell us the sordid tale. I think that this obviously will detract from Scarfy the Adulterous slag and also might get some more of the women to stop posting.</p>
In your case then it'll have to involve a threesome and copious amount of booze fuelled antics.</p> Just make it sordid. If the Mrs is not 'up for it' then just get her to watch.</p>