I'm not on facebook so if i decide to join

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  1. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    What type of stuff do I need to post? Is it important that I tell people what I've had for breakfast/lunch/supper? Or that I'm just going to the toilet? Help needed to make me a professional facebooker
     
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    All of the above. Real professionals let people know when they're on their period too.

    One girl I went to school with found out her boyfriend was cheating on her so outed him on Facebook by tagging him a post so all of his friends/family could see it too. It was like an episode of Jeremy Kyle on Facebook. Kept me amused for hours.
     
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    Was he trading up?
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    You could always ask me to be your friend as I don't have one.:frown:
     
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    Marc Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    a few basic rules bossman

    1) join. it's free
    2) add people completely voluntarily. friends, friends of friends, people you saw once 25 yrs ago. it's all good
    3) proceed to spend your entire natural life, whinging about their posts
    4) form a pathological hatred of candy crush

    enjoy :)
     
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  6. Marlon

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    Am not on facebook but with my fizzog I'm thinking of starting a new social media outlet called face ache you could join that with me if you want there's plenty of potential fr friends judging by the customers of BFC of which a few are members of this board.;)
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Hey Marlon WTF does Fizzog mean? Sorry for being out the loop here. ;)
     
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  8. Marlon

    Marlon Well-Known Member

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    It means your boat race. Don't know where it originates but we used to use the phrase pretty regular many years ago .
     
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    Should have just used a commonly used Dundee word, Puss! AS in PussJotter. LOL
     
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    Gonna use that at work for my sheff Wendy colleagues along with a few more selective phrases naturally.:rolleyes:.
     
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    Works well when you shout at someone "Awe shut yir puss"
     
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    Its just all the same **** you post here - just with a pic of you attached to it.
     
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    Don't forget to use your real name and address it makes it much easier for GCHQ to track you.......
     
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    Add as many "Friends" as possible.

    For example, the other day I commented when my daughter was on FB : "Wow, 215 friends..... you can't really know all of those people".
    Her reply .... "No Mum, they're just my ONLINE friends, I've got 706 friends on Facebook".

    Good luck.
     
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    I've made some very good friends on Facebook. One of them even put the Nigerian lottery on for me and emailed me the other day to tell me we won!
     
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