I'm obviously uglier than I realised

Driving home from work, I've been nearly hit head on by a silver Corsa on the wrong side of the road. I stuck my head out of the window as he drove past, questioning his eyesight, parentage & intelligence. He then stopped his car and shouted at me, "Get out of your car and say that". So I did. I noticed, for the first time, the other driver was a young lad wearing a baseball cap. As I got out of my car, he climbed back into his and drove off!!
I now know how Shrek felt!
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You big chav



Driving in Glasgow is great, all you need is a horn and a middle finger.

 

You want to be careful mate

He'll be telling his mam on thee you big bully!

 

I know, I feel a right plonker

It was down a country lane and there I was stood in the pouring rain pillocking about like an immature teenager.
I think it's about time I grew up!

 

I got

My hair wet!!

 

To be fair

If I'd challenged someone and they got out of the car with your build, I would've driven off too! He may have been a loud mouthed teenager, but he had a moment of genius too!

My favourite one is when the taxi drivers drive past and sound their horn to get your attention before extending their middle finger because you didn't give them right of way at some point in the previous miles

 

So

As well as being a big bully, you're also a big fib. I'm telling Laura on thee!

 

Which one?

 

I was in my little Fiat

So you might be right
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It's banging it down

I'm certain I'll get split ends!

 

RE: Which one?

(neer) (neer) (neer)

 

He bullies me at the quiz.

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We always have to put what he says. Just because it's right.</p>

 

I feel a right pillock!

48 years old, going on 12!

 

Must be one of those days on the road....

I was in a rolling road-block while the police chased a car down th M6 this evening. They finally blocked it in and forced it onto the hard shoulder just south of Penrith.

 

I wouldn't worry about it

Think of it this way... if you hadn't got out of the car and let off some steam you'd have been wound up all the way home, causing yourself stress.

 

I'm surprised none of my pacivism has rubbed off on you yet.

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You English are so aggressive.</p>

 

Stop bullying me !!!

I'm mild, meek & sensitive.

 

Thus avoiding

A beating from Crystal for making a pathetic attempt to appear aggressive.

 

That wasn't me, Ian

Honest.

 

Chill out fella

There's FAR more important things to worry about.

Like where's the Girl Friday for instance