I'm sick of using the word "If"

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  1. Burgundy Red

    Burgundy Red Well-Known Member

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    After today I'm going to swear off it for a month.
     
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    And what IF you accidentaly use it :eek:
     
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    It's a big If

    But <font color="#ff0000" size="7">if</font> I do then I'll beat myself with sticks. Or something.</p>

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    How do you think I feel?

    It's my bloody initials. I. F. Had to live with it all my life
     
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    All your life?

    Blimey, that's a hell of a long time already!
     
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    RE: All your life?

    (kissmyass) (givinfinger) (neer)
     
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    This mornings "What if" conversation

    Me : "What if we get relegated?"
    Dee dar hubby "You won't."
    Me: "But what if we do?"
    Him "Well, you can go to Charlton and Southampton"
    Me "What, I can go to the matches?"
    Him " Yes ... "

    Things looking up already - two away days without even trying!!! :D
     
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    Well done - perfect syntax

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    Not started yet!

    :D

    Too many butterflies in stomach though.
     
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    RE: Too much wine

    "Listen to me, Butterfly, there's only so much wine you can drink in one life and it will never be enough to save you from the bottom of your glass."
    - "So Much Wine", The Handsome Family
     
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