Brian has just told me that this whole transfer thingy is "just a joke" and that all will be revealed on April 1st He also says that the best offer he got was from Kidderminster Harriers, so he's not really going anywhere.
Believe it or not... ... me and Bri just bumped into Patrick Cryne's personal accountant right outside the pub! We followed him to a nearby hotel and heard him talking on phone about a "two year contract extension for Simon".