I'm tidying my desk up

You set of w@nkers

 

shut it you ferrt feltching **** chewing dwarf.

 

'ferrt' ?

Okay then tubs.

 

You've been away from the fridge for half an hour

You lost?

 

RE: 'ferrt' ?

no problem gnomey.

 

RE: You've been away from the fridge for half an hour

**** all in it.
all fancy cheeses and white wine.
rather starve.

 

RE: You've been away from the fridge for half an hour

It'll take thee years to do that

 

RE: 'ferrt' ?

Fatty & Tiddy went to bed,
Fatty let off & Tiddy dropped dead.

If you boys ever go on holiday together - the British biscuit inducstry will grind to a hob-nob halt.

 

RE: You've been away from the fridge for half an hour

doubt it.
two weeks tops.
ive cut down on the kebabs and pizzas

 

RE: 'ferrt' ?

ill leave you the ginger ones.
they take over from your mates ive heard.

 

RE: 'ferrt' ?

He he he.

I also think your sources are flawed.

But not your sauces - which are mainly on your pies & chips.

You & Jay.
'The Barnsley Weather Girls'.

 

RE: 'ferrt' ?

have the ginger busicuits left you alone now?

 

RE: 'ferrt' ?

He tried to get 2 in at once.

 

RE: 'ferrt' ?

Ginger round the rim....

 

RE: 'ferrt' ?

Tried dipping the ginger in the brown stuff, but it wasn't having any.

What the **** am I on about?
I'm making stuff up to dig myself a deeper hole.

Mmm.
Deeper hole.

 

RE: 'ferrt' ?

apparently certain ginger biscuits have very deep holes.

 

RE: 'ferrt' ?

Really?
I personally wouldn't know.
I like to stick to the digestives - plain on one side, chocolate on the other.

There are many biscuit manufacturers in York.

Tum ti tum.

 

RE: 'ferrt' ?

bit of bournville on your biscuit?

 

RE: 'ferrt' ?

Certain York Hotels have a great big box of biscuits in the room for you to share.

I think it may even be a family pack.

*hides under table.

 

RE: 'ferrt' ?

You know that from personal experence then.
You marry your sister?