I'm worried my dyslexic girlfriend is thinking about cheating on me

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  1. Plankton Pete

    Plankton Pete Well-Known Member

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    She keeps texting me to say that she wants to do Alan.
     
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    If you need some fo us to go round and sort this Alan out for you we're only too happy to help out.
     
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    she the one who got invited to a Toga party - and went as a goat???
     
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    she was a devil worshipper and sold her soul to santa
     
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    Just make sure you wear a mod con.
     
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    what about last year after those "rumours" when some dylsexic vigilante parents kicked the **** out of Jimmy Sommerville.
     
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    Didn't she once go to a Star Trek convention and walk around the place saying: "I am dyslexia of Gorb. Your ass will be laminated."
     
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    Irony alert.
     
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    Or the Pimp who bought a warehouse:rolleyes:
     
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    Went Skiing and asked the Tobogonist for 20 Benson & Hedges?
     
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    You're all cruel - dyslexics are teople poo
     
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