I'm looking at the stats and it would appear that he has a shot on goal every 1 hour and 26 minutes that he plays.</p> And one on target every 3 hours and 53 minutes. </p> For those that are easily confused, that means that for every 3:53 that he spends on the pitch he kicks the ball towards the net once.</p> Cracking.</p>
Is it just kicks? Because if it includes all those pointless flick-ons to the keeper it'sa lotworse than it looks.
Bloody hell !!! I look rough in that piccie for your signature! Did you take it last Wednesday night?
I'm surprised his stats are that good. Chelsea goal aside I can't remember the last time he forced a keeper into action.