In iceland they've got a mobile app to tell you if you're about to commit incest

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  1. SuperTyke

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    All you do is bump your phones together and an alarm goes off if you're related. 'Bump in the app before you bump in the bed' is the tagline of the app. Genius.

    There goes the peace and quiet in Norfolk
     
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    That's up there with 'The Chubby Checker' app - for measuring male members! Actual Chubby Checker wasn't impressed. A sweet sweet cheque seemed to placate him though..
     
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    An app for my penis size would be better off named after Little Richard
     
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    Tmi
     
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    Why, is it gay? IMVVO though the best rocker of all.
     
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    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    Oh bugger (if you'll pardon the pun), I forgot he liked a bit of man love

    How about an app called phats and small for the gentleman with more girth than length?
     
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    Well they will forgo family surnames

    When the son is called Sigmar Sigmarsson and the daughter is called Ingrid Ingridsdottir it's easy to see where the confusion arises.
     
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    Re: Well they will forgo family surnames

    Reminds me of this classic video

    [video=youtube;3bWt6P_GQoM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bWt6P_GQoM[/video]
     
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    I only go in there for frozen chicken and fish I'll be more vigilant in future
     
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    They've got them in Asda too




    sorry
     
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    They've had 'em in Ward Green for years. They're mostly ignored.
     
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    Finally, a penis debate
     
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    thats why I shop in FarmFoods

    better class of dogging too.
     
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