I suspect SM. There was one in mine about hair loss. *shakes fist at screen - but laughs at the same time.
Yes. I really need to order more hair loss. To be fair - you are right, it did have a link to the hair replacement studio. Not that I had a look at their brochure & very reasonable prices or owt.
RE: Yes. The promise of permanent length and girth growth, plus the restimonials from satisfied customers in no way has led me to order a lifetime's supply of cockgrow or whatever it's called.
Jay writes regular "restimonials" "Last Tuesday I fell asleep around 1pm on your lovely DFS sofa. Owing to the fact that I'm a workshy, gay sounding, affro headed bumdog - I just laid there snoring and farting until tea time. It's the best rest I've had for ages". Don't forget the 50% discount on "ballshrink" when you take out a regular "cockgrow" prescription.
RE: Jay writes regular "restimonials" Chortle.</p> Having some skin transferred from scrotum onto ****, then scrotum tightened.</p>
Good thinking. Wouldn't it be better to transfer the "excess baggage" to the bottom of your feet, short stuff? "Dear Bedworld, My name is Jay Heemasecks and I just wanted to let you know that your new 'miracle foam' matress is the best thing since bread that arrives pre-sliced in a bag. Only yesterday my Missus, Frank, went to work at 4am ('she' works down Maltby pit) ... and I really couldn't be arsed getting up ... so I just laid there, with only my toe nails for breakfast & lunch. When 'she' got home at 6pm after a gruelling shift I was still in bed. How 'she' chuckled as I quipped that while 'she' was down the pit - I was still in my pit! It's the best rest I've had in ages. Thank you Bedworld. Yours in bed, Jay Heemasecks."
