A. Looking at the game through rose-tinted glasses? B. Looking at the game through a spinning fan that's showering **** everywhere? C. Looking at the game thinking "Thank f*ck I'm looking at the game" D. Looking at the game through the eyes of a fully paid up, card carrying, badged up to the watch-chain football coach thinking "Why doesn't he go to 4-1-1-1-3-1 diamond, wing back encrusted, zonal hole-fillers" and boring every mutha-f*cker within an inch of suicide. E. Looking for the burger van.
