In the past few days

I have contacted the club to have a grumble about something and purchased match tickets over the telephony system.

On both occasions have been met with nothing but courtesy and efficiency.

So.

 

Did you get that bolster cushion?

 

Having the elevator seat fitted.

 

I also think you should stop wearing that velcro jacket.
Your constant state of armfoldedness is a source of much pointery in the East Stand.

Just invented two words.
Have that *******.

 

The moo-ing of your 'leather' jacket is a constant source of annoyance. A pseudo jacket if ever there was one.

 

Do you mind ...

... it's TK Maxx's finest that beautiful jacket is.
Jay tried to bum it ... he thought it was part of his settee.

You & TM.
Still go to the games with your Dads.
Squeal like a pig, son, squeal like a pig.