Inconsiderate dog causes A19 congestion ...

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    get yer flack jacket on.

    Poor little fkr.
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    According to my sources in the NE - it seems the Spaniel was paranoid about the size of it's ears.

    Don't forget - a dog isn't just for Christmas.
    It's for lunch on Boxing Day too.
     
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    oh dear god are they gonna give you some stick later on in the day when they all get up from their graves
     
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    oh dear god are they gonna give you some stick later on in the day when they all get up from their graves
     
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    paranoid dog in suicide attempt

    brilliant
     
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    I'm just being rational.

    They didn't charge anyone for the dalmation hanging & the "3 youths running away" old chestnut is somewhat unbelievable.
    They were suicides. Nailed on.

    As our society begins to fold under the strain of low paid work, which forces people to work longer hours, it seems our pets are left at home more regularly.
    This obviously leads to doggy depression.

    Something needs to be done before it's too late.
     
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    Spaniels are a bit psychotic.

    They are always bouncing about, wanting attention ... but in the solitude of their own homes - they are particularly self conscious.
    So, basically, the Spaniel was depressed enough to top itself ... but wanted some attention by closing a major A road.
    I think the term is "cry for help" ... but, unfortunately for this poor dog, it was simply too late.

    Dalmations are spotty.
    No amount of Oxy can sort them out.
    But they are shy dogs - so hanging themselves in the woods is the logical way to shake off their canine coil.
     

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