Indian men have small cocks.

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Excuse me love, have you got any of those smaller condoms please?

    That'll work
     
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    RE: Excuse me love, have you got any of those smaller condoms please?

    To be fair, that's quite precise and probably will work Jay. You could add "for me mate" or something.
     
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    If condoms came in sizes

    Everyone would buy extra large
     
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    RE: If condoms came in sizes

    "3 extra large condoms please....and these elastic bands as well ta.."
     
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  6. The Full Ponty

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    "For mi mate, Frank".

    "He's Indian, so he's only got a small ****".

    Indian porn.
    Wide angled lens a-go-go.

    Oops.
     
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    By the same token.................

    Does that suggest that your Indian woman will generally have a 'snug' fanny ?
    Or are their fellas all rattling around inside ?
     
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    Have you never rattled through an Indian lady?

    Excessive pubic foliage.

    Erm - that's only from the experience of my mate, Frank, who claims to have scuttled a few.

    So it must be like dipping a pepperami into a jar of mayonnaise for the poor Indian blokes.
     
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    RE: Have you never rattled through an Indian lady?

    Japanese women - no shave fanny.</p>

    FACT.</p>
     
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    The dirty ********!

    "The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate." - I only use a condom once and then dispose of it!
     
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    RE: Have you never rattled through an Indian lady?

    Thai women - no have fanny.

    Ladyboy3000tastic.
     
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    RE: Have you never rattled through an Indian lady?

    What shape are their fannies ? Round ?</p>



    witstereotypingart</p>
     
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    Hmmmmm

    "It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he said.

    "From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well.



    Doing pretty well at not buying condoms then!
     
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