Inspired by Red Rag - name the 12 folk you want to see in clink

1. Nicky Campbell</p>

2. Paul McCartney</p>

3. Margaret Hodge</p>

4. Tony Blair</p>

5. Michael Flatley</p>

6. Polly Toynbee</p>

7. Steve McManaman</p>

8. Mike Flynn</p>

9. Jeremy Hardy</p>

10. Robbie Savage</p>

11. Mel Gibson</p>

12. Johnny Coachman</p>

 

1. Margaret Thatcher

2. Derek Faker

3. George Bush

4. Jonafon Woss

5. That bint off X Factor

6. Lynn Fowlds Wood

7. Steve McManaman

8. Paul Ince

9. Micheal Owen

10. Michael Parkinson

11. Norman Tebitt

12. Rupert Murdoch

13. Nigel Spackman (complete with bell around his neck)

 

Top 3 in t'clink

1. The camp bloke from 'gimme gimme'
2. GMTV Presenters
3. Alan Shearer

Top 3 women I would like to see lined up and bum raped to wipe the smiles off their faces

1. Keira Knightly
2. Ruby Wax
3. Davina McCall

 

If you need a volunteer for keira then i'll do the job

 

RE: Top 3 in t'clink

If you want anyone to do Keira Knightly then I might be free...anytime...day or night. It would be a pleasure.

 

RE: If you need a volunteer for keira then i'll do the job

Step aside sonny, I was here first.

 

great minds

 

But I have experience in rape. do you? hmm?

For legal reasons I have to say that no I don't.

 

RE: But I have experience in rape. do you? hmm?

Alright, you can anything that left plus as much time on Wax as you like.

 

i'll pass ta

 

Before you fellas get carried away

I should point out that its an 'all or nothing' post

Knightly, Wax and McCall come as a package. And remember, you might be quite happily pumping away at Keira, but you'll still have Wax bleating in your ear hole about how they bum rape much better on the other side of the pond

 

Can you wait til tonight then I'll get my wireless laptop ready, go out into my front garden and point at 12 scrotes hanging around drinking white lighting and pretending to be hard. I live in Sale ffs, come with me down Elsecar or up Kendray and you'll **** yersens ya 'kin stupid kids!

Right, I've calmed down now.

 

It's a sacrifice but i'll take it

 

RE: It's a sacrifice but i'll take it

Right, we're all sorted SuperT takes Wax round the back and I amuse Knightly and McCall. Jobs a good un.

 

1  ruby wax</p>

2  vernon kay</p>

3  george galloway</p>

4  jimmy carr</p>

5  dickie bird </p>

6  marl la maar</p>

7  peter tatchell</p>

8  carlton palmer</p>

9  gary willard</p>

10 george courtney</p>

11 george cain</p>

12 simon cowell</p>

 f**k me good job you said 12, i could have been here all day</p>

 

1. Craig David
2. Tony Blair
3. R Kelly
4. Gloria Estefan
5. Alex Ferguson
6. Rebekah Wade
7. Karen Carpenter
8. Eugene Terreblanche (again)
9. Dick Cheney
10. Kelsey Grammar
11. Chantelle Houghton
12. Russell Brand

 

Man utd

with fergie as the 12th man

 

Arthur Scargil

with eleven blokes called "bubba"

 

Any 12 Wednesday players!!!!

 

1. George Bush </p>

2. Margaret Thatcher</p>

3. Gary Willard</p>

4.Gary Downing, personal enemy no1.</p>

5. PC Skidmore</p>

6. Bill Gates</p>

7.Gerry Adams</p>

8.Bloody Sunday-Paras CO</p>

9.Tony Blair trator to the working classes.</p>

10. Me to kick the **** out of number 4 in list.</p>

11. Richard Branson.</p>

12. Graham Norton.</p>