No matter how **** things are, there's allus some daft bugger on here who'll get into a bit o banter and give you a lift.
RE: Translate the middle bit, Stevie i will tomorrow .... mind you you've gotta have a laugh .... that's what he meant innit ....(dunno) ....(dancin)
Tha knows nowt thee... ... banter? Mebbies 10 year back. These days it's full o'***** like sack him or sack her or whatever...</p> Wi used t'have discos and people turning up in character wi Steve True Red gi-in it large about his pimply-faced conquests and Windy on abart his favourite Lego an Tuffers tryin' to be Mr A-Team and Tuffers Mate wanting to beat up Airtyke about something nasty he said about his belt in the Outpost an War-Tyke gettin all giddy about the game an Acky being scared t'go in't bogs cos he wo feared on't one a't bouncers being in thear an Tommy pretending to buy a beer and buying nowt and Yorkred offering to buy a round 3 nanoseconds before everyone moved off t' match and Vinny jiggin abart like sumbdi wit St Vitas dance an Alityke being demur, cool, sexy and pissed at the same time and Airey wobbling on abart foaming Kimberleys and TVT worrintin abart the quality ont sound on MOTD an McDog sat for an hour on the gents 'listening in' an Lee tryin hard to think of summat witty to say and Tats tryin desperate no to look older than 80 and mekkin some point about his trousers not being shiney around the arse an........... well.......tha knows</p>
