Interesting statistic for Paul D:

Number of text messages from SM when we've won - 627.
Number of text messages from SM when we've lost - 0.

Top result last night.
I thought we'd get hammered - just shows what I know.
The third goal is one of the best I've seen all season.

I still think we've got a real struggle on to stay up ... but I'd love to see us shove Leon Constantine, Micky Adams & every other feckers' words down their throats by scoring our way out of trouble.

That Devaney is technically rubbish.
Shows what the mongs on here know.

 

does............

it vary home and away or is it constant ?

 

RE: does............

Last night's text contained more swearwords than you get inan entire week on here. I think he was relieved.

 

and Chris Feckin Kamara especially

the ming mong with the paralised top lip.

He does my head in and i get the impression he really dunt like us.

 

Esp after what he said when Ritchie went

Basically said the players wouldn't play for a new manager. *****.

 

It does vary.

If he's gone to an away match & I'm not there ... and we win - then I get a text message every 36 seconds.
If we win at home - then he just sends the odd "Coachman style" gloating text.

I think he decides how many texts to send using the following equation:

wtt + a2wxxxx = F(x, t)

Where:
w = wit
t = text message
a = art
x = kissing Gord's harris

I think you'll find I'm right.

 

I've compiled a dossier of his text messages.

I plan to use them against him.
Hopefully in a court of law.

You'll have a PM style thingybob shortly.
Don't let anyone else call you "shortly" though.

 

If he's gone to an away match & I'm not there ???

course you cant see over your pile of ticket stubs from away matches this season. witprawnsarniesoramnotbotherintwart.