Is it safe to be seen out with SM ?

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  1. Gue

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    Apart from the pissing obviously.</p>



    BBS's most wanted. </p>



    Loving it.</p>
     
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  2. S.M.

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    Im going to take up residence in Blah Bar

    me in one corner, the Klan in one and baldy in another. big time staring at each other.
     
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  3. Gue

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    I'm wi'thee

    Seat on the board surely beckons.................................
     
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  4. The Full Ponty

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    RE: I'm wi'thee

    One of my pointy shoes up both your arses.

    My Mum's letterbox is taped up.
    My mobile is diverting to Dirks number.

    Witgordart.
     
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  5. Gue

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    RE: I'm wi'thee

    My voicemail's full of Livingstone's hags.
     
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  6. The Full Ponty

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    RE: I'm wi'thee

    A pipe merchants work is never dull.
    Or done.

    SM: Thaz rubbish Gord
    Gord: You want tea?
    SM: You trying to bribe me?
    Gord: Nope. It's Andy's fault.
    SM: Really?
    Gord: Aye - I've done loads & he's done nowt.
    SM: Well, that certainly makes me look foolish
    Gord: Let me know if you need a cooker
    SM: Will do. These fairy cakes are splendid
    Gord: Made in one of my numerous ovens
    SM: You're great you are Gord - one of us
    Gord: Ha ha ha - my magical hypnotic red face strikes again
    SM: Sorry?
    Gord: Nothing - here's a season ticket
    SM: How much is it?
    Gord: Therteh six pence
    SM: How much?
    Gord: Therteh six pence - last offer - you've got until Andy signs a player to make up your mind
    SM: No rush then
    Gord: Ian Rush?
    SM: Pardon?
    Gord: He punched the ball to the moon, which Roundsman owns
    SM: Erm, I'm off home Gord
    Gord: Offer withdrawn, now get out of my office
    SM: But Gord - we're in a three man tent in your back garden
    Gord: Yes

    * they skip down the garden together, holding hands, to the theme tune to Blockbusters
     
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    The skipping bit gets funnier...

    Can we have one with the music from sooty?
     
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    Ode to Andy Ritchie by Danny Cadamateri

    Im out of jail, can I have a game?
    I never glassed that lass, Im not to blame
    Im good as gold, lightening quick
    Giz a chance, and dont tell Rick
    Sack the scout, he knows nowt,
    Dunt ring MacKay, thats the Ritchie way.
     
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  9. The Full Ponty

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    It all went a bit **** at the end

    Ode to professionalism by Gord Shepherder

    Fans at the door - shouting my name
    "Sack the Gord" - need someone to blame
    The lads are losing - goodness me
    It must be our budget of therteh six pee
    Should I talk to Andy? Or save my breath?
    Nah - I'll slag him off on Radio Sheff
     
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