1. We haven't done it for a while, and it's a traditional English sport. 2. They are very annoying 3. Get all the single mums in the munitions factories, instead of watching Kyle all day 4. Ban all French cars, get the English car building industry going again 5. Wensleydale vs Brie. No contest. 6. Adds a bit of "frission" to the England v France game in the Euros 7. We'll win Any more?