http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6057734.stm ...that the research for the above article was conducted in the Ponty End? I think we should be told.
Human species 'may split in two' Humanity may split into an elite and an underclass, says Dr Curry Humanity may split into two sub-species in 100,000 years' time as predicted by Young Nudger, an expert has said. Evolutionary theorist Argenon Felchstoat of the London School of Economics expects a genetic upper class and a dim-witted underclass to emerge. The human race would peak in the year 3000, he said - around the time Kim Christensen scores his 100th league goal. People would become choosier about their sexual partners, causing Lovingstones to close down and Hartog to move away from the Barnsley town centre, he added. The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative, and would hold season tickets in the East Stand and a far cry from the "underclass" humans who would have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures, habiting the Pontefract Road End, or even Elland Road. But in the nearer future, humans will evolve in 1,000 years into giants between 6ft and 7ft tall, he predicts, while life-spans will have extended to 120 years, Dr Felchstoat claims. Physical appearance, driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility, will improve, he says, while men will exhibit symmetrical facial features, look athletic, and have squarer jaws, deeper voices and bigger penises. Women, on the other hand, will develop lighter, smooth, hairless skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, and even features, he adds. Racial differences will be ironed out by interbreeding, producing a uniform race of coffee-coloured people.
Bang on it was Since the brilliant idea to shift all the mongs from the back corner near the Welcome Stand the Ponty is now a haven for racist morons. The stewards happily stand and listen whilst doing fck all.</p> I'm outta there next season. To try and spread even more idiotic behaviour into the East stand, home of the 'told you so' brigade and perverts.</p> How slow is this bbs by the way ?</p>
Brilliant Can I get a grant to do some research and conclude that something may happen in 100,000 years? Sounds a right piece of piss!
Yay I feel I finally belong in my very own sub species . Morlocks of the underworld ( or Ponty End ) unite . <img src ="http://metropolitician.blogs.com/scribblings_of_the_metrop/_pic_morlock.jpg">
what makes you think that we'll let a young ruffian like you in ? Anyway there's no space in our bit at the moment but a decent 'flu epidemic would create some. 'Where's mi travelling rug'
Picked my spot already. Far end, near the away fans. Got me stuffed monkey and kit kat cubes ready for a do. Away from the racists that sit centrally (upper & lower tiers)
oh not near all the morons who hurl abuse at the away morons ? Also I sit in the ES lower near the middle and I'm not prejudiced against anyone....oh except dwaarfs... it's a kinda 'apart - height' thing.</p>
RE: oh not near all the morons who hurl abuse at the away morons ? Just as I expected, bigot.</p> Oh aye, seeing what the stewards tolerances are over that end of the ground.....</p>
strange really, I used to sit in the family stand... ... WITH MY KIDS before you start !!! I used to have to watch my language. When I moved to the ES lower I let off a couple of expletives... well the tut tuts I got. No one even swears near where I sit, mind you it could be beacuse some of them don't even know that they'e at the game, they think they're at the old folks home tucked up watching the telly. Last year one actually asked me to turn the volume up... truth ..honest !!
Just one slight problem All the posh totty getting one from the underclass behind the husbands back will cause this to never happen.
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