Is it wrong to buy the wife...

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  1. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    A Vibrator for Xmas?

    If so does it go under the tree with all the other Christmas boxes?
     
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    that depends Terry, you havent said who's wife your buying it for. is it for yours or somebody elses :tongue:

    and lets have some more animal magic on the bbc please Mr nutkins!!
     
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  3. Terry Nutkins

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    Obviously its my own wife, apparently its a joint pleasure thing, which made me think this might be a good thing. Less work for me, when I've had a skin full.

    I just don't know the protocol on handing it to her. Another thing, its charged by a plug though so she'll have to wnak over the ironing board or in the corner near the TV.
     
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    sadbrewer, Dec 4, 2015
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    A double ended vibrator then. Whatever floats your boat mate. Very candid of you to reveal all on here.

    I can't comment on your Syria post. It's full of all sorts of **** that I know absolutely nothing about. So I thought I'd stick to what I know best and add a bit of smut to this thread.
     
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    Any doubts then you'd better stick to something safer.... a bottle of Fairy Liquid, some dusters and a packet of replacement vacuum cleaner bags.
    Never fails.
    You should see the look of joy on their face as they open that selection box.
     
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  7. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Actually, its not. From my knowledge the double ended vibrating sex toy has not been invented yet. Well not on any videos I've watched. All in the quest for knowledge obviously.

    Does anybody have the email address to get on Dragons Den?
     
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    get her a 'rabbit' mate, then you could put it in a cute little hutch under the tree, oh the fun and giggles you will have when the family see your little joke.
     
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    So basically shes saying your standard of shaggings slipped...
     
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    sounds to me like he's saying he'd like a night off occasionally :D
     
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    My mate Taff .....

    .... bought his Mrs one and put it under the tree the year they moved in together.

    When his in-laws came round for Xmas Eve drinks and to leave presents, it "went off" as it was moved. He had to tell them he'd bought her a novelty Duracell bunny. The original Rabbit! !

    True story - [MENTION=54054]Whitey[/MENTION], you met him in the pub before the City game. Mad as a box of frogs.
     
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    Your knowledge is wrong then. And I'm not even sure how or why I know that
     
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  13. Terry Nutkins

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    I wouldnt have thought so, been voted best in Barnsley 4 years running, back in the day by the entire workforce of Leslie Francis'.

    #topshagger
     
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  14. Terry Nutkins

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    I've only ever seen ones that don't vibrate, thats quite interesting, if the wife will agree to a 3some for Xmas.
     
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    Lovehoney. Just saying. #beads
     
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    Get thissen darn to maplin, get her a twenty metre extension cable then she shouldn't have to leave the kitchen.
    You wouldn't want her ruining an episode of country file, in her search for a socket with all the Christmas lights taking up the spare ones.
     
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    My wife wants a Lee Jay blow up doll
    Off down to club shop later to see if they have one in the sale.

    Once the novelty has wore off I'm gunna stick some pins in it!!
     
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    Leslie Francis ? Once got through the entire morning shift at SR Gents after a particularly lively BiMBo's do. #someweremen
     
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    More like Russell Eaton, you ******.
     
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    don't by her one of them it'll have gone down by March!
     
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