Is New Miller Dam still the best place for 1st dates?

I think I've pulled....</p>

Hi! Found your pic somewhere on the web
I don't know why but I felt something special about it!!!
And I would like to get to know you better.
I don't have any experience in communicating over the internet
and I'm not sure how it works! I hope you like my photos, please let
me know!
I'm going to visit your beautiful country soon and I would be happy to
have someone over there who can show me around. I'm a foreign girl but
I can speak English very well so we will have no problems in
communicating. So please email me back soon. Can't wait to hear back
from you.
Waiting for your response.
hope you like my picture</p>

 

Have you advertised for a Thai bride?

 

if you're an axe murderer nt

 

No

Its just landed in my inbox.</p>

I'll post my reply in a minute. hasten to add it will be asking her if she takes it up the 'arris.</p>

 

Only with illicit work colleague/that lass from Saturday rendezvous. nt

 

My Reply

Hi Pretty Girl,</p>

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I'd be honoured to take you out on Friday night if thats ok?</p>

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What I was thinking is that I will take you to new miller dam. We'll have a walk round and then we can go for a drink or two in the Toby Carvery. I think its best that we don't eat there cos I'm a bit skint but we'll stop off for chips and sausage on the way back to mine.</p>

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Can I ask if you take it up the harris cos my last foreign bird didn't like it. She said that it snagged on her hairy arse and it hurt too much.</p>

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Can you send me some more photos please cos I'm wanting to have a tug before you get here?</p>

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I can't wait to get my hands on you. Let me know which flight you are on so I can tell you which bus to get on.</p>

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Cheers</p>

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Terry
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RE: My Reply

Class, pure class....Hope your well terry.... (Y) ....Time i weren't here, night mate....