Is the Hartog set having it's Xmas party today?

It's a bit quiet....

 

Sorry

Just booking the Russian Prostitutes for Christmas Eve....

what ?

 

As if by magic...

Dirk appears.
Russian prostitutes you say? I prefer to back British.

 

Oh aye.

Christmas time,
Gulp my baby brine,
Get them pissed on vodka & wine,
With spoff down her arse crack,
And a mamba int snatch,
Then **** them all off - so I can watch the match.

I'm talking to the Mafia Ho's there - not you 'Shortly'.

 

RE: As if by magic...

Hands across the sea etc....

 

RE: Oh aye.

'Get Shortly'

Starring Joe Pesciquale. And Russell Grant as Jay.

 

Jay's (Russell Grant's) Horoscopes:

Hartog (Capricorn)
You will find yourself being overlooked.
By everyone.
Lucky day: Saturday. Evening.

TM (Aquarius)
Your colleagues will finally decide to rake you out cos you stink.
Lucky day: Tiswas day.

Dillinger (Leo)
You find yourself camoflaged in a white room, you albino freak.
Lucky day: Whenever Carole isn't about so you can have steak.

All the above was said in a really camp voice.
Just thought I'd point that out.

 

RE: Jay's (Russell Grant's) Horoscopes:

TFP (Spofftarius)
You find yourself a mirror and see that you are ugly and bald. And fat.
Lucky day: F.uk an ugly fat Barsteward day

 

You are like bourneville.

Very bitter & full of fat.

I've nailed more bints than you've met.
Correct.
I've nailed 3.

 

RE: You are like bourneville.

And one was ginger.

 

Incorrect.

I will not splice my genetic material with lantern heads.

 

RE: Incorrect.

Aslong as you don't multiply, then there's no problem. Just close your eyes and picture a brunette/blonde as you're letting them ride the ponty.