Is there anything more dull than writing Christmas cards?

Ran out of witticisns after the second one, couldn't even be arsed to put people's names in after the fifth.

 

You may be able to answer my query. Why is orange juice yellow?

 

Is it? My orange juice is orange.

 

I haven't started mine yet. Intending to do them tomorrow. Really enthralled by it too - NOT

 

Mine is yellow. Has someone pissed in it then?

 

I'll email you my address then ff

 

Yep - writing Xmas cards whilst watching the X Factor.

 

ITV doesn't count, you know that. I reckon that if I refuse to acknowledge its existence, it'll eventually go away.

 

It could well be. Try tasting it. If it's warm, acidic and tastes like piss, it's prtobably piss. Either that or you've got a vodka and orange from Lucorum.

 

It doesn't taste like piss. Unless whoever pissed in it ate a lot of oranges beforehand. But, it's definitely not orange, in colour, only in taste.

Oh, and I'll expect my Christmas card by Wednesday at the latest.

 

Good luck.

I've finished doing them now. I'll send you a blank one and you can do the rest.

 

RE: Good luck.

That'll do me. Thanks. I'll send you a similar one, if the design on the front is the same, it's just a coincidence.

 

I hope I get one of your first 2 then!

 

you have FIVE friends?

 

Yes writing them in Welsh

takes twice as long

 

Don't be silly!

He just sends them to people he picks out at random from the phone book.

 

**** buddies can be quite dull sometimes

"if i was interested in ya personality or what you had to say you'd be my bird. as i just wanna shag you when i feel like it i'd rather you didn't talk after sex. now give me 15 mins to get another bar-on then suck me off ok?"

 

You never heard of the Famous Five?

There was George and............ afew other really famous kids whose names I can't remember. It's an age thang.

 

Nadolig Llawen