...than those shorts that reveal the bottom of a female's bum cheeks? I don't want to appear a male boor but I genuinely think this is the pinnacle of optical treats. Seven wonder of the world? Nope, wasted their time. Mountain vista? Hardly, and to think of all that climbing effort. Looking at the earth from space? Wouldn't come close, stop wasting your money. That little glimpse of posterior, the bottom of each cheek alternatively creasing and uncreasing with each stride is absolute perfection. I'll have a smile on my face all weekend. Sorry, had to share that. Nah then... the club, chuffin' rubbish aren't they.
At the risk of being labelled the new Georgi Hristov, there's a big difference between seeing such a garment on a leggy Adelaide blonde and a fat Barnsley lass.
I think the idea would be to invite said twin cheeks to come and see one's basket of kittens or puppies