Is this the world's least convincing defence?

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  1. Gue

    Guest Guest

    (Apart from Derby's, obviously)

    "A fitness instructor who said a woman stabbed herself 31 times while on a first date with him has been found guilty of her murder. Taylor told the court she committed suicide using a knife he dropped. Miss Beagley's naked body was found four days later dumped in Oxhey Wood."

    Not even the combined forces of Bob Massingbird and Henry Fonda could have got him out of that one.
     
  2. ark

    ark104 New Member

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    Do you think he took legal advice from Lionel Hutz? nt nt
     
  3. kestyke

    kestyke Well-Known Member

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    Location:
    In the chestnut tree cafe, waiting
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    Feet first through a wood chipper, pausing halfway for refreshments.

    Too good for him.
     
  4. kin

    kingster New Member

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    its on a par with the ipswich murderer who killed all them prozzies. he just happended to have dna from each victim all over him and a few fibres and hairs cos it was a COINCIDENCE. jury took about a nano second to convict him.

    or the sally anne bowman killer who said he just happened to be walking home and saw a dead body of a gorgeous girl. so he had sex with her dead body........but didnt kill her, that was someone else!!! yeh rite, see you in 30 years you evil monster.
     
  5. Man

    Mancunian Tyke New Member

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    On a par with...

    that bloke who rattled Sally Anne Bowman's corpse because allegedly he didn't know she was dead.

    If your lawyer advises you to use that as your defence you know he knows you're f***ed.
     

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