Genuine extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post: "A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire. Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind. "The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road. Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me." He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency. His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed. Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench haveI ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness".
RE: No .... about the third version I have seen Dirty *******, jails to good for him, they should give him the cat.
Ahem Okay, I just HAD TO KNOW. So I paid two pounds fifty to subscribe to the Sun's archive (which allowed me to download five articles). And sure enough, the story about Hoyle and the dog did appear there on December 1, 1998. Though in a much abbreviated form. Here's exactly what ran in The Sun: TUE 01 DEC 1998, Page 13 Mad World one: A MAN who was caught having sex with a dog by the roadside and claimed the animal raped him was jailed for a year yesterday. A couple called police after spotting drunken Martin Hoyle, 45, on all fours with a Staffordshire Bull Terrier named Badger behind him. He told cops: "I can't help it if it took a liking to me. He pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, of Huddersfield, admitted outraging public decency at Bradford. So I'm going to have to change the status on this to Real. Posted by Alex in San Diego on Tue Nov 01, 2005 at 03:12 PM
Not true The fact that it made it into the Sun doesn't surprise me. Was working at a press agency the other week and they nearly sent it out to the tabloids as they thought it was genuine. Very good hoax.
