Is this what is going on behind the scenes?

A possible scenario at Oakwell

JCR: boss, I'd like to play in goal this week. I reckon I could save their shots, then serve myself up, beat every man, and score. If I play rush goalie I can do a job as a sweeper as well...

Davey (put's down jobs paper, and switches off the rugby on the telly): Well, boyo, that's probably what we've been missing all season. We'll give it a try.

JCR: Great, I'll tell the others.

Davey: And if you get in trouble, lob it long from for that new lad Mifsud or Misfud or whatever he's called, he likes it on his head.

JCR: er, ok.

Davey: Formation is going to be an inverted christmas tree, dynamic wing-backs formation with one up front. It reverts to a 4-3-3 when we're going forwards. Tell the boys.

(to himself, looking in the mirror) I'm glad I don't give them a ball in training, keeps them hungry for it during the game, doesn't it? oh you're a handsome valleys lad you are.

Bogdanovic walks in...

Davey: Bog, er, Bog, er Boyo, you're playing scrum half on tuesday, ok? Scrum half.

 

lol!

 

are you

At Lossiemouth?