What are you planning in response to Windy's criticism of your 'material'? I suggest a 'One Hour Comeback Special'. It would give you a chance to try out some new Mother in Law gags and perhaps you could camp it up a bit for the older folk.
back to basics Not sure how slapstick works on a bbs, but at some point I'm going to enter an innocent thread, slip on a banana skin and land on a piano. Hopefully that'll do it.
RE: back to basics Rib Noodles does slapstick on a daily basis. Doesn't go down well with these grumpy buggers. How about some alternative stuff. You could TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPITAL LETTERS AND PRETEND TO BE SHOUTING LIKE ALEXI SAYLE. Graham Norton is popular, maybe you should just post about cocks.
RE: back to basics Dont worry mate, now you're officially not funny anymore you can get an acting role on Eastenders or Corrie. Look forward to seeing you on Des & Mel next time I'm off work
It's a crazy world maybe by being continually unfunny, I'll suddenly become hilarious to the masses, like Bo Selecta. Don't say **** or bugger. Obviously it's not funny when you think about it, but I reckon it'll take off again.
RE: back to basics yeah, I can tell fond stories from years gone by like that time I ate cheese at my computer and stuff.
RE: back to basics yeah and I can do a visual gag that needs Mel as an 'innocent bystander' and then grab her arse and that. the audience will howl at that.
