Isle of Wight Tyke

As bent as Umpire Billy Bowden's 'Out!' finger

 

And has an over inflated sense of the place of 'VitalEyes' in the world order.

 

I do have a bad back if that's what you're getting at.

.....and I'm gay

 

Damn, have to go to a meeting. When I return, I'll demonstrate how VitalEyes can cure malaria.

 

VitalEyes was behind Hurricane Katrina. I'll prove that. You watch.

 

Ne' mind that.

We're still waiting to hear how animals "domesticated themselves."

 

RE: Ne' mind that.

They made their own houses in the country and realised that with the rising costs of bricks and mortar, they'd be better off moving in with them animals that walk upright and that.

 

Right then

My mate in the pub had malaria last night (or dry eyes, can't remember which), anyway a couple of drops of VitalEyes and hey presto, his eyes felt "a bit sticky".

Proof beyond question I think you'll agree. And if you don't agree, you're wrong... see

 

Tap Hole Doctoring

You dark ages types think it's the elixir of eternal life.

 

RE: Tap Hole Doctoring

I think you'll find that leeches are the elixir of eternal life.

 

RE: Tap Hole Doctoring

That'd be a bread poultice you heathen.

 

RE: Ne' mind that.

They realised they'd bitten off more than they could chew?

Most wise.

 

RE: Tap Hole Doctoring

Bread and hot water gets out splinters better then tweezers and will ease the possible inflamation - I'll not argue with that, however it's no good against blood based infections. Now leeches or to a lesser extent them catfish things in people aquariums, they'll see you right every time.

Don't forget I used to watch Quincy M.E.

 

RE: Tap Hole Doctoring

If you watched Quincy ME then not only must you be proficient in pathology but you must have a knack for antagonising authority figures, doing things 'your way' usually within 24 hours, have an oriental work colleague who you exasparate and entice unfeasibly young ladies onto your yacht. Then go for a drink at your favourite bar with everyone you pissed off in the preceding 60 minutes.

I back away gracefully.

 

RE: Tap Hole Doctoring

and declare "VitalEyes all round"

Are you a spy or something?

 

RE: Tap Hole Doctoring

No I just watched a lot of 'murder she wrote' and so can tell who's the criminal just by looking at them.