Isn't it about time...

That they did shows where 'celebrities' have to kill each other? Surely it's the only programme format left? And the only one I'd actually watch.

Chris Moyles vs Bono.

Oh yes.

 

Good idea

give them a choice of weapons, but somehow the choices involve luck, so it may end up being completely one-sided and especially violent.</p>

Kinda a celeb battle royale type programme. Maybe with characters from the film involved as well to spice things up, and to pick off any celeb that tries to escape or who won't fight</p>

 

Only weapons allowed are sandpaper, vinegar and envelopes.

 

are they allowed to fuel up on alcopops beforehand?

 

The painstakingly long fight approach eh?

Really prolong the suffering. I like it.</p>

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Definitely. And they have to do that "I'll take you on" posturing from 15 yards away while their mate (or, in this case, Ronnie Corbett) tries to hold them back.

 

I like the sound of it. Maybe shout a few insults, or even a few threats like, "wait til I get my hands on you" from a distance.

 

Get ready for the flack with the next BBC one. Apparently children, including babies are left with childless couples. Been reported that some have been left without food for over 24 hrs. the childrens parents having given permission means nothing can be done by the social services who I have heard are going daft over the programme

 

Really?

It's getting more and more desperate, innit?

 

So which celebs would you like to see in battle?

Ant vs Dec battle to the death would be nice for example</p>

Good way of getting rid of some of the oh-so-pointless celebs that appear on TV so often</p>

 

My prediction

Is that in the same way that they brought back "Come Dancing", put a "Strictly" in front of it to make it sound a bit like a popular film & stuck some semi famous celebs in it they'll dust another old one down & revamp it.

Look out for "Strictly Pro Celebrity Golf" coming to a tv near you soon. (zzz)

 

Chris Moyles, Peter Levy, anyone who's ever been on Big Brother/Love Island/Get Me Out Of Here/Celebrity Moose Stalking/Just The Two Of Us, Jimmy Tarbuck, Chris Tarrant, Noel Edmonds, anyone who does a 'psychic' show e.g. Derek Acorah/Colin Fry, anyone who appears on those 'Best' of programmes that they ask nonentities to comment on, Justin Lee Collins, Paddy McGuinness, Ricky Gervais, Tim Kash (sp?), Ross Kemp, Andy Townsend.

That'll do for series one.

 

Haha. Good call. It's one for TV Tyke to pass on to the 'thinkers' upstairs.

 

Thats who I was thinking of

They could do doubles with Keith Chegwin & Bruce Forsythe..battle to the death with poisoned crostini or simlar approved

 

Or 'Celebrity One Man and his Dog'? There's scope there. Oh yes.

"Here's Toremelinos, Beckham's Welsh springer spaniel, attempting to round up 10 paperazzi..."

 

Or even

Celebrity Kick Start!

Which celeb would you love to see fall from the top of that big log ramp thing that they had?

 

And yet

that is far more of an interesting social experiment that Big Brother etc

 

Kudos. Another one for Moyles, I reckon.

 

Carry on with this

& we'll have one or other of the main channels tv schedule worked out for the next 6 months at least!

 

We're not far off now.

Strictly Pro Celebrity Golf's Little Caddie
Celebrity One Man and His Dog Declassified
Behind the Scenes of Celebrity Kickstart

Sorted.